oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

(via zackisontumblr)

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

(Source: snapchatting, via dekutree)

madturbating:

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

(via veryhungryrainbowfish)

fartgallery:

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

(via inkandsexyshit)

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns

(via int3rnalstat3ofmind)

blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

(Source: baisechatte, via exhale-and-love)

thewonderlessyears:

thewonderlessyears:

the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help

i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done

(Source: brandfckingnew, via we-were-meant-221b-together)

groovymuttations:

when your friend talks shit about something you like

(Source: mako, via exhale-and-love)